«This is no ordinary chain letter. Reading and acting on this could save you a lot of time, inconvenience and much embarrassment. Ignoring this e-mail could ruin your career.
Please send this e-mail (and accompanying declaration) on to 10 friends, urging them to send it on to 10 others:
'I am not and was never interested in becoming the next CEO of Bank of America. I would rather have any other job (or no job) than that job'
This is most important. Failure to do so could result in you (or your friends) being shortlisted for a very unpopular job!»